Okay, I guess I just sort of secretly want one and am upset I didn’t get one for my birthday.
6. Twitter
ErikaPierson is writing her top 5 list. ErikaPierson is at The Crimson. ErikaPierson is celebrating the end of classes with a trip to Berryline. Did you care about any of that? Didn’t think so.
7. Party in the U.S.A.
I want to hate this so badly, but when it comes on I just can’t help but move my hips like yeah.
8. My parents trying to friend me on Facebook
Or my friends’ parents trying to friend me on Facebook. Uncomfortable.
—Erika P. Pierson is the incoming Columns Editor. She’s funnied out.
TOP FIVE CRIMSON ARTS VANITY LISTS OF 2009
5. Erika Pierson, “Top 8 Things That Should Have Died Instead of Michael Jackson”
Because it’s never too soon.
4. Bram Strochlic, “Bad Movies by Good Directors”
Someone has to keep them honest.
3. Eunice Kim, “Top 5 Places to Pick Up a Hipster”
She gets bonus points for not including arts meetings.
2. Ryan Meehan, “Top 5 Most Aggressively Boring Artifacts of 2009”
Meehan goes meta with a list that belongs at the top of itself.
1. Beryl Lipton, “Best Songs to Puck To”
Because I’d like to be at the top of HER list.
—Mark A. VanMiddlesworth is the outgoing Columns and Online Editor. He is an 8.