Somehow, Halloween and Harvard grad students just don't seem to go together.

Earlier this week, after what his lawyer suggested was a night of Halloween revelry, a Harvard Law School student was arrested for allegedly setting fire to a chapel that contained, we kid you not, the remains of 9/11 victims. From today's Crimson:

Brian A. Schroeder, who graduated from the Law School last spring, turned himself into the police Monday on arson charges after a fire broke out at the chapel the morning of October 31.

Schroeder—whom The New York Daily News branded as “New York’s newest Public Enemy #1”—was arrested on counts of third degree arson, first degree reckless endangerment, second degree criminal mischief, and third degree burglary, according to the New York Police Department.

Schroeder was reportedly drunk at the time of the incident, and Schroeder’s attorney has claimed to media outlets that his client may have been drugged during a night of partying over Halloween weekend.

As if that weren't bad enough, the B School had its own run-in with the police,when a student party at the Boston night club Tequila Rain evidently got a little out of hand:

Boston Police said that staff from the Tequila Rain club approached police at 11:24 pm after two people—one male and one female—attempted to gain reentry after being removed from the club.

The male suspect grabbed a police officer by the neck as he was being escorted away from the club, according to the police report.

The report also said that the female suspect, claiming to be a citizen of Lebanon, accused police of racism and attempted to take photographs of the altercation, saying “This is going to get us a lot of money.”

Oh boy. Where's DAPA when you need them?