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Predictions

The executives of The Crimson's editorial board put their slightly scuffed crystal ball to work

Stephen W. Stromberg ’05

Editorial Chair

After a long, hard night staring at the flash presentation on the H Bomb website, University President Lawrence H. Summers will enthusiastically devote his pay raise to making the magazine fiscally sound. He will insist that it is for “tax purposes.”

Benjamin J. Toff '05

Editorial Chair

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Years from now, potential first-years will visit Harvard and think, “Housing in Allston? I might as well live in New Haven....”

Kate L. Rakoczy '04

Guest Predictor: Former Associate Managing Editor

To psyche up undegraduates about the prospects of living in Allston, Dean of the College Benedict H. Gross ’71 will declare his intentions to take up residence in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Margaret M. Rossman '06

Associate Editorial Chair

After their recent flour attack on Tony Blair, Fathers 4 Justice will combine their love of baking supplies with their love of superheros—scaling bridges as Spiderman, etc.—and take it up a notch. Yeah, we’re talking cupcakes, the Green Hornet and Prince Charles.

Simon W. Vozick-Levinson '06

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