What's with the virtual waiting list? If you are not a social studies, economics or psychology concentrator, please substitute the QRR here.

41 TEAL GRASS

The fluorescent fertilizer looks like an alien with thinning hair just coming out of the shower, before the Rogaine is applied. It can't be too easy to get a mixture of that heinous color; why not tone it down a few shades to get it a grassy green? Radioactive treatment: Bad; back to basics: Good.

42 JORDAN

Yes, it actually is possible to be Quadded from the Quad! The 26 unfortunates placed in this building across the street from the Radcliffe Quad--many in one-room doubles--suffer the equivalent of living in Greenough and eating in Annenberg, only it all takes place closer to Medford than to Cambridge.

43 VANSERG

44 THE BRATTLE THEATRE PROJECTS FROM BEHIND

This lowers the quality of the image. Duh.

45 UHS DIAGNOSES

Declare your stomachache, and be treated with a band-aid. Show them your gushing wound, and discover a thermometer in your mouth. Your best bet: Stay healthy.

46 WEB RESPONSE PAPERS

The information superhighway keeps us sufficiently connected via UNIX; this contrived form of virtual communication is an exercise in Internet ostentatiousness.

47 WEEKEND SQUARE OVERCROWDING

48 THE MONTHLY KEGGER IN HURLBUT

Freshman boys sporting receding hairlines always seem to find themselves in a union dorm with access to a fake ID acceptable to the people at Blanchard's. Resulting is the de facto super-party for first-years, an overcrowded and Natty-Lite saturated sweatfest slash meatmarket for the hungry eyed set. Couldn't get in the door? See 11.