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100 REASONS WHY HARVARD SUCKS

73 WHEN PRACTICE DOESN'T MAKE PERFECT

Harvard's lack of rehearsal and performance space is ridiculous. Just ask the string quartet practicing in your House laundry room or the dancers stretching in the Winthrop JCR.

74 THE UNDERGROUND ROUTE

The Red Line's not so bad: compared to its sister train the Green Line, it's a bullet train, really. Allot at least an hour to make it to B.C., as the T, morphing into an above-ground trolley, stops every two blocks and at all stoplights. At rush hour, the approximately four seats in each car quickly fill, leaving standing room only.

75 NOTHING TASTY LEFT

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Recent construction in the heart of the Square has left the Tasty's hallowed former locale looking like Hopper's Nighthawks--which could be charming were not Abercrombie and Fitch setting up house there. Tacky, tacky.

76 GET READY TO LEAVE

Parents have to make hotel reservations (at exorbitant rates) for graduation week as soon as they finish moving in their freshmen children. Two hundred dollars a night for a cramped double bed in the Harvard Square Hotel is considered a good deal.

77 STANDARD-ISSUE PILLOWS

Yellow stains.

78 LAMONT'S LAPTOP LOGE

Trying to work in isolation? The loge fulfills all your mirrored fantasies when darkness turns the windows to the right into reflective panes.

79 YOUR HARVARD ID GETS YOU INTO THE BANK, BUT YOUR BANK CARD WON'T GET YOU INTO YOUR ENTRYWAY

80 FINGERING

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