SP: Besides finding our drummer in the back of a cargo truck on the way to Afghanistan, we usually just stand on street corners with cartons of cigarettes, wait for people to bum a smoke off of us and then ask them to join our band.
THC: Describe your sound in 5 words.
SP: Strained, resonant, aspirated, audible, distinct.
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THC: What are your plans for the future?
SP: Our IT department is working on some new system to replace us. Seeing as our guitarist is already dead this might come in handy real soon. The recording is going to be mostly algorithmic. We might add some maraca tracks or something.