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The End of a Chach-Filled Era

At the end of the DVD accompanying his recent album Bo$$ Hogg Barbarians, rapper J-Zone sits in his studio and

‘An Orgy of Chachery. . .’

Between Eleganza, “the FM Freshman 15,” and last week’s Bell Lap application, it’s an exciting time of year for miserable

Continuing The Legacy?

Last week, we joined the senior class for a final meal in Annenberg Hall while all the freshmen invaded our

BELL LAP: Reflections on Seniority

Lately we’ve been having this recurring dream in which Natalie Portman decides to change the ending to V for Vendetta

Your Next Three Years Will Suck

Hey freshman! What house did you get into? Cabot? Hey, that’s great! I heard they have a lot of “community”???

Cheddar Ted Suffers From March Madness

In an effort to show people a side of Harvard they may have never seen (the dark side!), the Bell

Bell Lap: In Search of El Dorito

Because it’s not a leap year, the Bell Lap has felt an overwhelming pressure to consume a month’s worth of

Tucker Max, Unplugged

In his autobiographical tale “The Famous Sushi Pants Story,” modern-day libertine Tucker Max decides that it would be reasonable to

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Back to School - For Spring Semester

As every d-bag and their mother comes back to school with a sick tan from the Caribbean or chafed legs

DOODROPPED: FM: A Magazine That Tells Lies

Named after a measure of time, Fifteen Minutes—or FM as it’s more commonly known—is the edgier and slightly retarded stepchild

THE BELL LAP: The Facebook Power Awards

We don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble here, but it’s a fact that Harvard dudes are by far the creepiest

THE BELL LAP: Sleepover in Lamont

A lot of people wonder what goes down in Lamont when you burn the midnight oil. Well, wonder no more.

Get Rich or Die Tryin’

Directed by Jim Sheridan Paramount Pictures 2 stars Sitting in the theater with my hood up and the Gs on

No. 8: THE BELL LAP: We Have Each Other

The first night of our Harvard lives, we didn’t drink any beers. We didn’t go to any sweet parties. We

THE BELL LAP: The Ultimate College Visit

It’s about that time of year when the glamour of Back To School has worn off and you remember how

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