When MP3s and posters just aren’t enough to satisfy your obsession with Chester French, you can now get an extra dose of the duo by buying a special package in honor of the release of their debut album, “Love the Future.”

If the $7.99 download of the album leaves you hankering for more, D.A. Wallach ’07 and Maxwell C. Drummey ’07 are now offering especially devoted (and moneyed) fans the opportunity to buy their companionship in the form of gym trips, slumber parties, and African safaris. More details after the jump.

Chester French is also marketing its upbeat songs as great running music, and with the $250 “Endurance Package,” you can listen to them live while you hit the treadmill. The package—which includes weight-lifting, 2-on-2 basketball, and Gatorade and Clif bars with the band members—just might make the prospect of hitting the gym appealing.

If you seek even more up close and personal with D.A. and Maxwell via pillow fights and nail painting, you can do so by shelling out $874.36 for the “Slumber Party Package.” Judging from the spare change listed in the price of the package—which includes a homemade breakfast and ukulele serenade—the duo has meticulously computed the cost of their company (or perhaps is just employing the concept of psychological pricing from their days in Ec10).