Neptune: Gal Gadot

Thank you for showing us that strength can be simultaneously intimidating and strikingly beautiful. I’m no doubt very scared of ever encountering you because I’ll be a small, mushy human in comparison, but Gal Gadot, you’re Wonder Woman on and off screen.

Pluto: Jelena

Wait, is Pluto relevant anymore? Just when you think it’s officially in the past, we’ll see photos of it, new or old, that put us in a nostalgic swoon. In this way Pluto is the most divisive of the planets, setting off debates against and in support of it—just like America’s most followed couple, Jelena. (They are back together again, right?)

— Kaylee S. Kim is the outgoing Theater Executive and incoming Editor-at-Large and co-comp director. For someone who “doesn’t listen to pop music,” she has an unhealthy obsession with “Shape of You.” She incidentally chose all female stars for this article (here’s to internalized anti-patriarchism?).