NBC will realize that it no longer has to search frantically for a "Friends" replacement in its Thursday Night Lineup as they finally notice that “Must See TV” is not.
Simon W. Vozick-Levinson ’06
Associate Editorial Chair
In a bold move to reflect the increasingly international nature of modern life, all administrators involved with the ongoing Harvard College Curricular Review will be required, effective immediately, to spend one year in a country far, far away.
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Luke Smith ’04
Guest Predictor: Editorial Editor
I was going to make a crack about the dead hooker in the closet, but then I predicted the Women’s Studies committee would come after me—pointy, phallocentric weaponry in hand.