Editorial Chair
In a fit of rage, filmmaker Michael Moore will finally lose it and gun down Disney CEO Michael Eisner. Can anyone say Bowling for Mickey?
Benjamin J. Toff ’05
Editorial Chair
After the departure of Lecturer on the Study of Religion Brian C.W. Palmer '86, Bartley’s will begin offering a very lean burger made of nothing but skin and bones (vegan of course).
Morgan R. Grice ’06
Associate Editorial Chair
As the Independent publishes its “sex issue”—the only issue of the Indy anyone reads—undergrads will only discover the obvious within its pages: People don’t actually have sex at Harvard—that is, unless they’re drunk.
Travis R. Kavulla ’06
Associate Editorial Chair
Donald Rumsfeld may get sacked for his recent blunders over the torture of prisoners in Iraq, but perhaps Bush will find himself a more idealistic pick—say, Paul Wolfowitz.
Margaret M. Rossman ’06
Associate Editorial Chair
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