Someone once said my column reminds them of Joan Rivers and I nearly puked in horror. Come on now. Joan Rivers is not only totally devoid of cultural relevance, but she is also dumb as a stump. Oscar night proved it. Here are some choice moments from her broadcast on E! that appeared in Entertainment Weekly:
"Gay Harden-if you're from New York, you know that's Latin for 'excited sissy'"-about Best Supporting Actress winner Marcia Gay Harden
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"It's so exciting that the two of you produced Gladiator together!"-to Lucy Fisher and Douglas Wick, who did NOT produce Gladiator together
"Are you excited for your first nomination?"-to Catherine Zeta-Jones who was NOT nominated
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