Target number two: Junior Math Achievement Boy.
So a group of seniors were conversing in the dining hall, making plans for how most efficiently to burn textbooks. In the conversation someone mentioned the fact that there were 100 days left until graduation.
A junior male, overhearing this, commented, "I guess that means we have two hundred days left!"
Wrong, Fermat. Ability to perform simple arithmetic along with knowledge of the calendar is a prerequisite for Harvard admission. You get expulsion!
Target number three brings us back to the lecture hall. When properly used, lecture halls can be the ultimate source of wisdom and learning.
But they can also be olfactory deathtraps when victimized by Funkmaster Flex from Fairytales.
I am talking about the ungentleman in the fourth row with the apparent fear of deodorant.
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