3. The ferret. Anheuser-Busch strikes again. As sick as I am of the frogs, and as uncompelling as the lizards are, this ad was hilarious.

Basically, Louie gets a ferret to electrocute the Bud-weis-er frogs, but it doesn't work. The sequel to this commercial shows Louie chewing out the ferret.

This is the best ferret airtime since Arnold Schwarzenegger's character had one as a pet in Kindergarten Cop.

4. Doritos in the laundromat. Two guys are trying to impress a woman by tossing up Doritos to themselves and catching them in their mouth.

You guys out there who saw this ad probably have been dying to know who the heroine was. I heard on the radio that she's a former Miss America from two years ago.

Anyway, she tosses the Doritos into a dryer and then zips around the laundromat making incredible catches as they fly out.

You have to see it to get it, so watch TV. It's only shopping period.

Football season is over. But at least it went out with style despite five hours of pre-game shows and a few more hours of post-game shows. Besides the clever inducements to spend money, there was--for the first time in a long time--a great game.

It's about time the Super Bowl was better than the Bud Bowl.