You seem to think you're quite the man, Captain XY. You think you're God's gift to females and advice columnists. Well, you've got another thing coming. If you're so self-assured, why don't you sign your real name? I bet you'd never send a photo of yourself, either. No, the Captain is too cowardly for that. I am losing patience with you.

Urban Outfitters has one of those instant photo booths, by the way.

Dear Norma,

I read on a Dining Services "table tent" the other day that there's a "Recipes from Home" dinner or something that's coming up. I am scared to death that my mom sent in her recipe for "Weenies and Beans with Cauliflower Florets."   Anxious in Adams

Dear Anxious,

Why, I think that recipe sounds delicious. In my house, weenies and beans are served with string cheese and a dill pickle garnish.