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Porc President

Period

GORDON FAUTH

One of America's oldest living undergraduates. Son of Christian missionaries and guru of 29 Garden Street. Coop and UC fanatic.

SANJIV SINGH

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President of PBH. We're not allowed to print gossip.

HOON LEE

All around lovable President of the Dins and rock bass player.

JORDAN ELLENBERG

Tall bright guy; likes math. Author of Mr. Minnesota Head. Advocate Fiction Editor. Founder of the now-defunct Tabula Rasa magazine. Slightly goofy.

FILBERT HONG

While in high school developed the Hong Particle, which looks a bit like this:

SCOTT YOO

Campus all-star violinist. Signed record contract and plays concerts in Harvard's Sanders Theater and Washington's Kennedy Center. We have yet to see one of his shows but hear they're very nice.

SHEILA ALLEN

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