Evil scientists, lacking pity,
Have trashed their rivals' lab;
And the bloodshed is not pretty.
In the lab, before the break-in,
History was in the makin'.
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A band of good guys, clever folk,
Had perfected miniaturization.
And their subject, Dennis Quaid,
Lt. Tuck Pendleton, he played,
Rode his snazzy high-tech sub,
into a centrifuge they'd made.
Power on! The craft it spun,
Bright lights blinded everyone,
And when all the fuss subsided,
Tuck was smaller than Tom Thumb.
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