Inner Space
Directed by Joe Dante
Most people tend to cringe,
At the thought of a syringe,
Yet injections are the stuff,
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On which movie plots can hinge.
Martin Short plays clerk Jack Putter,
Spends his life a-bagging butter,
Fruits and veggies, Wonder Bread,
`Going crazy!' he does mutter.
So poor Putter opts to snooze,
On a restful ocean cruise,
At a mall he buys his tickets,
But we know he's bound to lose.
For elsewhere in the city,
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