2. 5'9" All-Ivy bucket star Glenn Fine will not perform a helicopter-dunk on a breakaway lay-up this year.
3. The Harvard hockey team will not allow a goal to be scored against them in Watson Rink in 1978.
4. Olympic silver - medalist Bobby Hackett will not win the Head of the Charles.
5. Mike Desaulniers will not win the intramural squash tournament.
6. Currier House will not win the Straus Cup.
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7. Larry Brown will not be allowed to quarterback from a pitcher's mound.
8. Harvard will not spend $100 million on a new sports complex and then will not offer a bid to host the 1984 Olympics
9. I will not "score" at the Quad for 100 years.
10. Bok's Jocks will lose to the Crimson hoop team, 23-2, for the eighth consecutive year.