House: Eliot
Concentration: Biochemical Sciences
Hometown: Washington, DC
Ideal Date: Yes please.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Run around screaming incoherently and waving your arms.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Driving back from a race.
First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Whether or not she’s screaming incoherently, waving arms.
Your best pick-up line: If women were boogers, I’d pick you first.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I’ve already accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior, but thank you offering to talk with me about Him.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Eva Dickerman, you owe me $40.
Favorite childhood toy: Snow leopards.
Sexiest physical trait: The mole behind my ear.
Favorite part about Harvard: Cross-country skiing outside of Massachusetts.
Describe yourself in three words: Three literal words
In 15 minutes you are: Crashing Lamont’s movie collection.
In 15 years you are: Pathetically commenting on the message boards of fasterskier.com under the alias “Oliver Burruss.”
