9. ‘Lip Gloss’ by Lil’ Mama

Green may be the new Crimson, but sparkly lip gloss is the new milkshake.



8. ‘Girlfriend’

by Avril Lavigne

(Eight Language Version)

Wo bu xi huan ni de nu peng you!



7. ‘Womanizer’ by Britney Spears

Catchy tune, but we can’t seem to remember the lyrics...



6. ‘Get Down’ by B4-4

Frosted tips are totally coming back.



5. ‘Stripper Friends’ by Tila Tequila

Do stripper friends and ex-boyfriends have to be mutually exclusive?



4. ‘Take on Me’ by a-ha (Literal Video Version)

Pipe wrench fights are sketchy. Literally.



3. ‘If I Were a Boy’ by Beyoncé

Then I could be my own backup dancer in “Single Ladies.”



2. ‘Kylie’ by Akcent

Baby I’m the coolest guy in the crowd... you know, the one with the date rape drugs?



1. ‘Single Ladies’

by Beyoncé

Beyoncé’s doctrine: Step quickly and carry a big ring.