"I'd have to go with Harvey Mansfield because he understands the plight of the students."
--William J. Pomerantz '02
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"Gore. He deserves to be president of something."
--Raquel L. Lachman '02
"Shaft. He's a complicated man and no one understands him but his woman. But he's the right man for the job."
--Kris M. Mendez '02
"Me, because I--like Harvard--am extremely well endowed."
--Brian C. Gatten '01
"The Rock, because we need someone to put the smackdown on the Ad Board's candy asses."
--Sean M. O'Neill '03
"The Unabomber, because opposites attract. Let the insane lead the sane."
--Jennifer L. James '02
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