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Birds of No Feather Get Eaten

Last week the CRIMSON carried a piece on the intellectual climate of Germany. Yesterday the author received a letter threatening his life. The Federal Bureau of Investigation arrived to cover the traditional red doors with white powder, and ordered that nothing in the building be moved.

Faced with the order, Crimeds decided on temporary suspension of publication, and sent the author to take care of more pressing University problems (see above). With 2000 students planning to eat in the dining halls tomorrow, he soberly readied two and a half tons of bird. Meanwhile, the Hoovermen--federal and vacuum--will join hands in a sweeping effort to clean up culprits and carpets alike.

The CRIMSON will devote tomorrow to the bird, and the next day to recovering from it. In hopes that some of the estimated 6000 vacationers will have returned by Saturday, Crimeds will publish the results of FBI and personal investigations on Saturday.

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