With loud, publicity-conscious cries of "on with the show!" the eight-man Smoker Committee last night concluded arrangements for "the smokiest Smoker ever conceived." new set for Sanders Theater on March 22.

Although the scheduled program will not be released until later today, this morning's unofficial listing included: Al Capp, cartoon genius; Arthur Valpey, new Varsity football coach; Vern Miller '42, Boston sports writer who will M.O. the evening; one Mile. Charpentier, a mystery at present: the Dunster Dunees; a quartet from Wellesley; the Final Rhythm Kings: an entire U.S.O. entertainment unit; and possibly Victor Forge piano-playing radio wit.

Free beer, cigarettes, ice cream, and soda will also greet all fun-seeking Freshmen who Geek to Sauders for the much-heralded affair. Corn-Cob pipes may also be given away as seventies said the countries. Purchase of a percent program will cover the admission fee.