AGED TURKEY MOTHERS CHICKS: SUES FOR HEART BALM--FIFTY GRAND:
ASKS FOR MAN--GETS 56: GIANT INCUBATOR PLANNED: HARVARD READING PERIOD PANNED:
PROFS GET GRIPED AS PLAN IS OUT: YOUNG AND PRETTY DEB IS CANNED:
--What the hell is this about?
RUINED! -Story on Page six:
PRIEST HOLDS PERFECT POKER HAND:
PAMPERED SUGAR PAPA KICKS:
BOZO SNYDER JOINS THE BAND:
PEGGY JOYS TO LEAVE THE LAND:
TAKES THE LEAP WITH RACE TRACK TOUT:
GIN SUPPLY EXCEEDS DEMAND:
What the HELL is this about?
These are tasty tabloid tricks.
Headlines of the Better Brand:
FOUR BOLD BANDITS KIDNAP DICKS:
TEXAS GUINAN SHOWS HER SAND:
Readers minds are daily fanned:
Breezy boldface gives a shout.
Inhibitions thus expand.
Argue what is this about? L'ENVOI
Thus we peep at love nests AND
HUBBY'S BACCHANALIAN ROUT.
Prize to those who understand
What the hell this IS about.
Story on page five.
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